Nutz on your chin

So here i am. Listening to the web radio thingee and mah Wenday is all the way in Grand Mutha Fuckin Forks.
Hopefully having a good old time of course.

Easy E is SupA BONG.
Anyone who doesnt agree just has issues. And not the good issues, like KoRn, but bad issues.

Here is my favorite easy-e song, might be kinda long, for mah 3 ballerAs pleasure:

One and in comes the two to the muthaphukkin three then comes the Eazy
to the other fuckin E playin niggaz life like a puppet and can't dance but
could touch it so fuck it rappers want to dis I'm glad to see `em cause I
rip your fuckin face outta a magazine O.G. gangsta lean now after I shit
your face wipes that ass clean now time to get tipsy and don't want a bitch
if she can't rub the balls like a gypsy. Who's all in? Since you put yourself
on my dick I put my nutz on ya chin...

Muthaphukk whatcha heard I'm more than that a real nigga from the hood
and I'm all that thick as a hicky a picky nigga fittin dickies with bitches
strictly dick-ly many sets I rolled on and killed squeals that told on my
homies they sold on don't ask Eazy shit it's still a hit iz a hit and a bitch
iz a bitch hangin on my nutz like a hair strand hangin there with n'ear heart
and n'ear plan ass out like a asshole runnin to my dick with a rhyme and
a lasso again and again from beginning to end it's your nutz on my
chin...

You couldn't beat a minute of my ass if I gave you sixty seconds tick
tock shit starts I start a steppin E to the muthaphukkin A to the muthaphukkin
Z here's the Y here's the E here to stay after you when I'm through check
me and Rodney King Fuck Tha Police part 2 now back to my friends nutz to
ya nose to ya lips to ya chin real niggaz love us hussies never fuck us the
roughest ruckas fingers couldn't touch us Eazy E's back again fuck waitin'
for a payday get an A.K. everyday is a blast yeah blast a nigga fast knock
his ass get all the cash Who's all in? Since you put yourself on my dick
I put my nutz on ya chin...

"N.W.A. Niggaz With Attitudes, we're underground reporters we tell about,
you know, the streets and everything that goes on, you know, around in Compton,
our area, what's going around around us, we don't know what the fuck's going
around around by YOU, but frankly we don't give a fuck, you know. Most kids
in Compton don't give a fuck who the mayor or the president is you know they're
not even interested in votin'. And the police, you know what I'm sayin?
I say FUCK `EM."

...in one way or another...i'm a bad brother....word to the mother fucker...

Steph, ever since Monday night, I've had Eazy-E in my CD player and I have been rockin out old gangsta pimpin style. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :) I mean, c'mon... EVERYBODY has their weaknesses..right, bootylicious?

Tomorrow is the Ozzy concert. Chances are, it will be a blast and we'll have lotsa fun and I'll even get to hang out with the sister if I get ahold of her and tell her what is up. Getting stuff done is really hard for some reason. I'll have an update as to how the concert went eventually. My main goal is to see Shorty with his sweet shirt lookin like a Village person. Okay I take that back - I just had to say it because it was the funniest part of my day so far.

My Joshua is home until Sunday or Monday, a.k.a. HELL DAY

Maybe I should listen to Eazy-E constantly and learn some pimping tricks so I can keep myself busy while he's gone. Mackin' the bitches, slappin the hoes.

So anyway... yep.

WHAT THE CRAP

I just posted this long whine fest and it didn't even post it? My god. Even my blog is after me.

I love the Wenday.

Once there was a good friend to me
Once she dressed up
As a black eyed pea.

Shes funny
Shes nice
Shes thoughtfull and cute
I do have to say her jokes
Are a hoot.

I love you mang.
I just wrote that, can you tell?
You were always the sista with the talent mang. Happy Turkey Day! (L)

Come here
Pretty please
Can you tell me where I am
You won't you say something
I need to get my bearings
I'm lost
And the shadows keep on changing

And I'm haunted
By the lives that I have loved
And actions I have hated
I'm haunted
By the lives that wove the web
Inside my haunted head


Don't cry,
There's always a way
Here in November in this house of leaves
We'll pray
Please, I know it's hard to believe
To see a perfect forest
Through so many splintered trees
You and me
And these shadows keep on changing

And I'm haunted
By the lives that I have loved
And actions I have hated
I'm haunted
By the promises I've made
And others I have broken
I'm haunted
By the lives that wove the web
Inside my haunted head

Hallways... always

I'll always want you
I'll always need you
I'll always love you

And I will always miss you

Come here
No I won't say please
One more look at the ghost
Before I'm gonna make it leave
Come here
I've got the pieces here
Time to gather up the splinters
Build a casket for my tears

I'm haunted
(By the lives that I have loved)
I'm haunted
(By the promises I've made)
I'm haunted
By the hallways in this tiny room
The echos there of me and you
The voices that are carrying this tune

TRIBUTE TO MY FRIEND

Today my bestest girl in the world turns 24. You know what that means? Party time. BONG

I was just sitting back, listening to some Tool, thinking about the Stephonderful one and I realized.. Hey...this chick is pretty cool ... I mean..I've always known that but today is different because it's her birthday. I don't think I have evuh met someone with so much passion for her friends and their wellbeing. This little red headed girl is the most selfless and flawless person I have ever met. :) She's awfully cute too.

I LOVE YOU MANG!!!
3BALLZ4LIFE
cuz 2 balls just aint enough

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Argh. Ick. Ugh.

I belive I have a case of the Mondays today. What time do I get to go home again? Now?

I went and watched the Leonid meteor shower on Saturday night. It was nothing short of awesome. Some highlights of the night:
1. Seeing 7 billion meteors (well okay maybe not THAT many)
2. Steph doing the worm in her sleeping bag
3. Nonsense jokes and laughing from sheer lack of sleep
4. Steph doing a summersault in her sleeping bag

All in all I belive the night was a success. If my pictures turn out it will be even more worth it...but it was too windy so they'll probably end up being smeary dots if even that. *sigh* Oh well. I was going to go out again at 4 but being in a warm bed ended up sounding much better. It appears I didn't miss much anyhow.

We partied on Friday night. It was pretty fun. I had a good time for the most part - although there was one or three times I wanted to give a few people a knuckle sammich. BUT the nice girl in me wouldn't let that happen so now I just talk shit instead. MUAH HA HA HA HA HA

Definitely a case of the Mondays.

Dear Wendyliciousness,
Will you please listen to my radio show tomorrow? I need tons of listeners. As many as we can get !
Please please please please please.

BONG!

I be diggin the 3 ball, we need to do that more often, dawg.

What up G?

3 BALLINZ THA THUG LIFE YO

Yo me and Steph be all hittin it up in here yo. Chiz-eck that Shiznit izout my sizista.

So anyway. Yep. 3 ballin it is the best. It's like... better than anything else. Although...she was buggin to try some 9 ball.

Hmmm...*sweat*... all this talkin about balls.

Out yo!

Mad props to Steph becuz she thinks this shiznit is mad funny whack just like me. We're just SICK like dat yo.

COOL TOOL

Check out http://www.archive.org/index.html to see what your favorite sites looked like in the old days. I found my old website from 3 years ago. I think I could entertain myself with this all day long!

BONG!

All I wanted was a pepsi. Just one pepsi. Far from suicidal, but still i get them tendancies. Tee hee

So I just had to come on here and post my 2 cents, because ya know, thats about all I can afford. I also wanted to take this opportunity to thank Wendamoosky for haning with me last night. You are supa BONG babay!

Oh yeah, and I decided that for out new band GUY that we should title the first ep "Whoah, Hey, Whoah!" Now thats bong.

So I am trying to look up how to play guitar and the sites out there suck. I think im gonna have to swallow my pride and get me some lessons. Good thing i know guitar players, cheap!

Every flippen caption that was put onto the page made me about spit out my mountain dew. And i even fell outta my chair too.

My sisters fish has a name. His name is Jonas. Rock it.

I think since im getting old and stuff that it is time for me to retire. Hope everyone has as good of sleepy as i plan on gettin. Winky winky.

LOATHING MONDAY

Hello. I'm fucktarded today. I totally screwed up this stupid BLOG...!! I typed a whole bunch and forgot to close a friggen tag and then POOF...the post was gone but everything else was all whacked out. Oh well. Here I am again...going to repeat myself.

So ANYWAY...like I was saying before I screwed it up.... Steph, Rory and I are starting a band. We talked about it last night. Of course we'd hafta make some preparations first like learning how to play instruments and I gotta learn how to sing. WE'LL WORK ON IT.

In order to keep you updated on the band progress I will keep you updated on Steph's progress. Just like she does on her site.

update Steph STILL does not know how to play guitar.
Me either. I can't sing either. Crap...this is gonna take longer than we thought.

I also mentioned in my previous post that disappeared that I have added captions to all the recent pictures on the photo page. Enjoy ....massive amounts of entertainment.

But anyway I'm going to bed. All this work has really made me tired.

posted by Wendy Cass @ 11/12/2001 10:08:00 PM

This is my fish.

His name is Jonas.

Dear Wendylicious,
I like to post on the blog. BLOG BLOG BLOG. Blog backwards if golb. That word is equally funny. GOLB GOLB GOLB. You name backwards if ydnew. Thats pronounced yid-new. So whats is up Yid-new? The dorms are dead because everyone left for the weekend. Those cheesedicks load up all their laundry and take it home so they can get it done for free. What a freakodaweek thing to do.

Jonny Lang is a motherhumper.

So there is this kid who does web radio who I call THE GOOB. Anyway THE GOOB is obese and usually smells bad, not to mention he has the personality of brainless wookie, anyway he is hardcore jealous of me and Kate's show. He is "my show only gets 2 or 3 listener peak" and it pisses him off in an anti-cool way. THE GOOB called in and said we should play good music and he sounded mad. I told THE GOOB where he could shove that bad attitude of his. Now THE GOOB hates me. Why should I care?
Actually I don't.
But it does inspire me to get more listeners than I've ever gotten before. Thursday Nov. 15 is our day. Tell your friends.

I opened my window to get fresh air, but it smells like poo outside. Not just poo, but rather a combination of cow ass, parmesian cheese, dirty socks, and poo. This concludes my post for today.

sincerely, kristi
k to the risti
right round baby right round like a record baby

That picture betta work.

Ok Ok

Johnny Lang is my cousin too, but we werent supposed to disclose that information due to the constant media frenzy that it creates when he is home for christmas. Like that one time he brought home his girlfriend, i wont say any names, but the house was media central. So not bong.

Check out this shiznit!

http://same4walls.freeservers.com/images/newpromo.jpg Its too damn huge to post!

I take everything back, he is not my cousin. And ill have my hair done good on christmas so when rollingstone shows up i can be on the cover. :Þ

This is me.


Yeah I'm picking my nose. So what? Yeah I said it.

Jonny Lang is my cousin.

JONNY LANG COME OVA NOW

I wonder if he is related to Steph and Kristi..hmm... hard to tell...

The tar in the street starts to melt from the heat
And the sweats runnin' down from my hair
I walked 20 miles and I'm dragging my feet
And I'll walk 20 more I don't care

And I'll wander this world, wander this world
Wander this world, wander this world all alone

I'm like a ghost some people can't see
Others drive by and stare
A shadow that drifts by the side of the road
It's like I'm not even there

And I'll wander this world, wander this world
Wander this world, wander this world all alone

Well I've never been part of the game
The life that I live is my own
All that I know is that I was born
To wander this world all alone, all alone

Some people are born with their lives all laid out
And all their success is assured
Some people work hard all their lives for nothin'
They take it and don't say a word
They don't say a word

Sometimes it's like I don't even exist
Even God has lost track of my soul
Why else would he leave me out here like this
To wander this world all alone

And I'll wander this world, wander this world
Wander this world, wander this world all alone


PS Kristi: ... It's good to get a little sticky sometimes.

My dearest Wendy,
You rock the hardest, sista. I too regret that you missed our radio show tonight. It was a success and I am triumphant. Alas, there is always next time. Sucker.

Is this thing on? oooh we got a hot mic here. Can I post whatever I want here? I wish I knew how to post pictures on here. Someone tell me how and I will post relentlessly like the mad dickens all the live long day. Today I went to Osco and bought a package of 48 generic sudafed tablets. They are called Suphedrine. They make me buzz a little. Then I go do radio shows and talk like Gizmo and sing like Cher. Go figure. 48 hits of fun for the low low price of $2.61 (buy now, while its on sale, kids). Suphedrine.....little...red....

W to the izzE
N to the izzD
Y to the....
Shit that doesn't work! Thats the anthem, get yer damn hands up. Ok smartie go to a party. Oh nenne oh nenne, nenne oh nenne oh nenne LA style in yo face! Does anyone remember Rumpshaker? "Does anyone remember laughter?" - Robert Plant (the man in the tight pants). ok kristi must go sleepey now. hang in there, everyone, tough-like, hang tough like the new kids on the block. Guess what, I spilled dr. thunder on my desk and all over my mouse. Thats good though right? To get the little ball all sticky.

let all the love in the world belong to you.
kristi

DON'T LAUGH....

HAHAHAHAHA Okay I lied you can laugh all you want.

Kristi kicks ass. I feel stupid that I missed her radio show. Bad me! It sounded like a good one too. I am such a failure of a sista's sista.

I am still trying to scan pictures and crap. I think they'll be done by umm..hmm..maybe CHRISTMAS.

I bet Steph still can't play guitar ....but the main thing is - SHE TRIES.

I Love Nug .... and I'd love him even more if he contributed to my BLOG and such. What a slacker!!

Dear Wendy,
Thank you for inviting me to your blog.
I like to say the word blog. Its a funny word. BLOG BLOG BLOG.
Do you know what I hate? Ford Tauruses! I think they are extremely ugly. Ford Tauruses suck. You know what else is ugly? Glenn Close! I can't stand that lady's movies! I also really dislike the color of poo. It doesnt matter if its brown or yellow or green; if its poo then I don't like its color.

Ford Tauruses smell bad.

ANXIETY KILLS

I need to relax! Good ol' Department of Commerce is supposed to let me know on the 8th (TOMORROW!) if I am lucky enough to get an interview. I will feel so retarded if they don't want me. All of a sudden though - that doesn't seem as important as getting Josh a job at MDU. I swear...they better frickin hire him. Nothing sounds better at this point in time than having my honey bunches home with me again. Life would be back to the normal it was before this crap. It sucks to say that being alone is normal for me now.

AAAUUUGGGHHH!! Okay just had to let that out...


Oooh I am scanning in pics for the picture page! Yay! Who knows when I'll be done. I'm kinda lazy.

I introduced myself to you the other night.
I don't introduce myself very often
I said Hello you probably don't want to know me
You're probably going to regret
that you ever heard my voice.

Aren't I repulsive?
Don't I give you the creeps
My inner soul is disgusting
I ruined it - I ruined me.

I cut myself wide open to you
And confessed to you my pain
Indifferent to what you would think
I showed you how black inside I am
I'm shameful.

Look at me I'm hideous
I can't even stand myself
It's the shame that makes me ugly
The shame and my mistakes.

I'm empty because I've fucked it up
I just decided to let you know
And I understand if you regret
Ever seeing the inside
I ruined it - I'm so disgusting.

YEAH SO IT'S LIKE..MY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF

...Other than that...nothing is new! hehe I am now one year closer to death.

Thanks to everybody who showed up to my birfday party yesterday. It was an awesome shindig and we had lots of fun. I will be posting my pictures up shortly as soon as I get the gumption to scan them and stuff. *sigh* It's a hard hard world when you are as lazy as I.

The world didn't come to me and offer me a free trip to Jersey for Vulgarthon. However, Nug did give me tickets to OZZY and that about kicks the crap outta Vulgarthon anyday. I am so excited! Yee haa!

Oh yeah I gots pictures from Josh's birthday to put up too - thanks to Steph. What a pal I have in that woman. MUAH BABY!

So it's November now. It's another month and all that jazz. It was 65 degrees today. That kicked major ass. I hope it stays warm all friggen winter so Josh doesn't have to be deported and go down south to work. *sigh* CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!

It's Sunday tomorrow already. Why is it the week days totally CRAWL by and then the weekends are gone in a blink? I don't understand that concept. I wish it were the other way around, although I suppose if that were happening it would be because my weekends were miserable too. Lately, they've been pretty darn awesome. Thanks to a bunch of great friends. Much love to the great friends.

My dad and Jeanna came down to Bismarck to spend a few short hours with me on my birthday. That was totally bong. I wish I had more opportunities to see my family like that .But that stupid job and the rest of my "responsibilities" get in the way. Pfft. Stupid things.

Well anyway - I'm one year older. Possibly wiser. Who knows - hard to tell. All I know is this past year is one I won't be too sorry to forget.