*SIGH*

I'm still mad about last night.

SHORT WEEK

And I couldn't be happier. I think I desperately need these days off (Thurs. & Fri.) to get away from work and work on NUMERO UNO. By the way, I'm updating the Home page. You probably figured that out by now.

This design is seriously starting to BORE me.

Nobody wants to send poor Wendy to Jersey. Well..for Vulgarthon anyway. Maybe for other reasons, but not for the reason I'm interested in. :oÞ

On another note: I AM NOT MAKING ANY NOISE YOU STUPID @!#$!@#$% LANDLORD. YOU CAN KISS MY ASS IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL ME I WAS MAKING NOISE WHEN I'VE BEEN SITTING IN THE SAME SPOT FOR AN HOUR WORKING ON THE COMPUTER.

I swear, the day I get any respect from people I don't know will be the best day of my fucking miserable existence.

IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS

I hopelessly, helplessly, wonder why
Everything gotta change around me
I’d tell it to your face
But you lost your face along the way
And I’d say it on the phone
If I thought you were alone
Why do things have to change
- Hopeless by Train

~~~~~
So what's up? Not much here. Just hanging out - you know how it is.
Felt like updating again but there isn't a whole lot to update on.
Life just keeps moving on while I feel like I'm stuck in the same spot I was in last week.
Or last month.
The only thing I can cling to is my slim fascination with hope
and my stringy belief in it.

VULGARTHON - OMG

Okay okay okay. I got all kinds of excited today. Vulgarthon tickets go on sale on my BIRTHDAY at noon EST. MY MOTHAFREAKIN BIRTHDAY I really think that is a sign that I am supposed to be there. Check the previous post for more information. Kevin Smith, I am coming over. I gotta. I gotta. I gotta.

That brings me back to the Send Wendy to Jersey fund discussed earlier. The calls are pouring in with generous people who want to help send a poor girl from North Dakota into the motherland that is ViewAskew. I could only hope that in addition to seeing Kevin Smith, that Jason Mewes would be there as well.

Can you say HEAVEN!? Oh yeah baby!

So anyway - these tickets are a necessity. A must have.

Any ideas on how to get to Jersey? Anybody?

Email me your ideas - or better yet - mail me some CASH.

BONG!

ROCKIN' THA SUBURBS

So what's new? I'll tell you what's new. I NEED (need is the key word here) to go to vulgarthon. Yeah that's right. I need to see Kevin Smith and all his intellectual goodness.

The Shindig: Vulgarthon 2002
The Date: January 7th, 2002
The Locale: Red Bank JERSEY.
More info HERE

Umm yeah. It's time to fire up the Send Wendy to Jersey Fund. Now accepting donations. Be kind - send a friend to Jersey.

BONG! posted by Wendy Cass @ 10/22/2001 11:14:00 AM

WHOOT WHOOT

Ok, so i never tell you guys how bong you are. You are like my family dudes and i love you. Last night was hella fun, i wonder how much trouble we can get into tonight :)

Happy Birthday Stewey!

Just think Wendays birthday is only 14 days away! Tee hee.

Love ya guys

OKAY, I THINK THIS IS IT

I think I have to do some shopping tonight. I can't concentrate on anything else! ACK!

SNOOGANS

Steph, I love you mang!! (K)


DROOL
Jason Mewes is adorable. I need to meet this guy. I need I need!! Look at him!

DOUBLE DROOL

So anyway. I can thank Steph for giving me the URLs to many Jay fan sites. I had no idea there were so many out there. I wonder if he ever browses the web. Ahhh he's probably too busy. I would like to say MAN I SAW YOUR LATEST MOVIE THREE TIMES. How's that for showing the love? Huh? THREE TIMES. Okay, going off like a Jr. High girl now. I must settle down.

ONE MORE THING
<><
Look!! It's a JESUS FISH.

BONG!!

Otay, The scanner is worken, so i figure im gonna try to stick a picture up on here and stuff. If this works this is my tribute to Josh's birthday. I love you Wenday and Joshuass.
I hope that this works. :)



I dont understand this blogger schtuff!!! On this page, the good old edit page the picture shows up, but when i goto the site and look at it, there is no picture! ARGH! What i did was translate one of Josh and Wendays favorite songs, but i dont think that the lyrics are appropriate for this site. So I put them on mine! Tee hee. Check them out guys.

HOLY CRAP
I'm fuggin bored. I can't think of anything to do but shop. I want to go to Target and WalMart because I'm sure there is something there that I desperately need. I just need it so bad I forgot what it was! Hmm.. yeah that's it! Temporary amneisa due to necessity of something. I could use a few candles, maybe some socks... umm.. some tea and a hair dryer. I should really write that down before I forget again.

Oh yeah, and I need these shoes. Only $139.00. Hmm..maybe I don't need them as bad as I thought. But they sure are some BONGNACIOUS shoes. Sweet assed shoes. Yep. Definitely. NEED THEM.

Ok now. I still cant think of anything compelling to post. My bad. I will just babble up the board for a while.

I took that quiz of yours and didn't do as well as i thought that i would. Not bong. Not even like a fraction of bong. I don't even know if you can fraction bong, but you know what im going to fraction that bong. I think it would probably be best scored as the square root of bong. Or maybe even negative bong. Best bong yet though is negative bong. Now that's just bad.

Even if i did score a square root of bong to the 10th power on the quiz it doens't mean that i dont love Wendamoosky. Shes my snoogins. MUAH!

YOU ONLY THINK YOU KNOW ME

For those of you I haven't spammed yet with the link, go take my quiz. Steph started it. I'm only copying her. AGAIN.

Check it out HERE

BONG!

MY SO CALLED LIFE

Hmm... nothing interesting going on lately. Joshua's birthday is on Saturday the 20th. More details soon.

I was shocked -well maybe not shocked- more like, delighted to read more gossip about Freddy Durst today. Wes Borland quit the band. What the crap!!? I remember seeing them in concert.. for like 45 minutes. Long story. Anyhooo ...

Out of all the jobs I posted for, so far I have received response from one. Atlantic Ad Group in Chicago Illinois. The only problem is - it's a 5 minute preliminary interview IN CHICAGO. Yeah. Not likely. (N) Now accepting donations for the Get Wendy A New Job Fund.

*crossing my fingers that Sandy will be able to come to Bismarck this weekend"

Have you ever tried to "rediscover" a love for vegetables? I am trying and MAN is it ever tough! I like celery, carrots and radishes, but not enough to munch on them day after day! Fruits are another story. I cannot eat fruits - icky!

So anyway... that's my day so far in a nutshell. Hopefully I'll be able to update the home page soon. Gotta change that puppy around every once in awhile.

**MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY DANCE**

I dunno if it was brilliance or what but HOOOORAY I figured out the stupid archive problem. I am a certified GODDESS

!@#$$%^@#$!@#$!!~!!

AAAUGGGHHH!!

Okay some things pissing me off here:

1. Somehow this stupid bleep bleepin BLOG isn't keeping my archives. I'm angry. RAR!! I am thinking I need to ditch this POS and get a message board like Steph. Simply because I am a follower .. .I am a freeking sheep.

2. BAAAAAA

3. I have run into a roadblock with this whole design crap. I can't figure out what I want to do next or how I want to do it or ANYTHING. *sigh* *pray* ACK ACK ACK. Eventually this thing will be finished.

4. Maybe by "finished" i mean TRASHED. Ka-put! Erased!

5. Numbering things is so much fun. I can't tell you how much fun I have had with numbered lists more than once.

6. I was all ranting and raving and then N*Sync starts playing on my Winamp and I hafta laugh at myself for downloading whatever song that is. I'm all cheered up now. Thanks N*Sync!

7. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

8. *slightly embarrassed*

I downloaded Flash today (whoops) and I think I might be able to figure the flipping thing out someday. So that means there is a pretty good chance this site may look spiffy sometime in the future. How's that for commitment huh?

Oh yeah, Rachael I'll go shopping ANY FREAKING DAY. Just let me know when and where and I'm all totally there. :) Heh heh heh. I mean, I'll be glad to watch you shop as long as you make me leave my checkbook and other assorted methods of payment in the car. BONG!

The best song I downloaded today: Getaway by Train. Those guys that sing Drops of Jupiter.... This song is so awesome. I am fucktarded and have the Winamp set on "random" so everytime it moves on to another song I gotta open it up and move it back to Getaway. OBSESS. Yes. I do - but it's a great song and I suppose you just gotta hear it to believe me. I'd post lyrics but that would just make it easier for you not to download the song. So do it. DO IT. Woah look at me getting all aggressive and crapola. Oh yeah and then you gotta listen to If I Had It All by Dave Matthews Band. If you don't do it, I'll make you do it eventually. Trust me.

The best part of that song:
If I had It all
I'd fuck it up.

<--- I think this chick is gonna be my new logo. Brought to you by Divide By Zero fonts. Isn't she cute?

Wassss up lady..
Yeah I finally got a chance to get on and say a little somethin about my bestest friend in the whole wide freaking messed up world..
And here it goes.. WEndy is the funniest most honest person I have ever known.. and I think that today should be the day that everyone is nice to this little chickodee.. even the boss....

Love ya lady... lets shop... rachy

UPDATE

I have updated my poetry page so it sorta goes along with the rest of the theme. I need to remind ya that this page looks ridiculous with a resolution of 800x600 or anywhere near that. I will be changing my photography page soon. I was thinking about creating 2 parts to this site, one a "professional" part where I can put stuff up like a portfolio or whatever and then the other side my personal site. Hmm... I dunno. If I did that I'd want some kickass FLASH stuff, but I don't have that program or know how to use it but crappy it would be sweet to learn. Major bonalongadingdong.

A SITE YOU NEED TO SEE: Steph's Site
She's got a kickass message board... I think I shoulda done that instead of a bloody BLOG but I guess you can't have the whole freakin world - can ya?! Anywhoo...

It's late and if I don't go to bed now, I'll be up all night long pulling my hair out about the next design I'm gonna do. I gotta figure out this resolution crap. For anybody who cares, it looks AWESOME on my monitor. :) Good night everybody. Whoever you are.

FUNNY SHIT

I think this is the funniest thing I have read today:"Boobs, just hanging out being boobs, aren't there in anticipation of being grabbed."

MISS DICTIONARY

destructive \De*struc"tive\, a. [L. destructivus: cf. F. destructif.] Causing destruction; tending to bring about ruin, death, or devastation; ruinous; fatal; productive of serious evil; mischievous; pernicious; -- often with of or to; as, intemperance is destructive of health; evil examples are destructive to the morals of youth. (i.e. see image)

Hi, I "hacked" into Wendays site! He he. Just kidding.

I just wanted to let everyone know how BONG mah Sista Wendamoosky is.

Wenday is da bestest eva, and anyone who says anything differently is gonna have me to deal with, and thats scary in itself. Dont make me!

Love ya Wenday, someday ill come on here and make some racket. HE HE. (K)

SIGH

Isn't looking for a new job fun?

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If anybody wants to offer me a really good job with decent security and fair management let me know. I will be forever indebted to you. Seriously. Call me up or email me or even write it in the sky, because I'll be constantly on the lookout until I find something with the above. I'm not quite desperate - yet.

**Insert frustrated face here**

...this thing is a POS...

THE TRUTH IS FINALLY REVEALED

I have taken a quiz at beliefnet.com and the results are in... I found out I actually DO have religion. I guess the top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches my beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that my views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa (aka Disclaimage).

Check it out:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quaker (91%)
3. Secular Humanism (91%)
4. Liberal Protestant (90%)
5. Neo-Paganism (79%)
6. New Age (70%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
8. Taoism (66%)
9. Atheism and Agnosticism (63%)
10. Reform Judaism (61%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (60%)
13. Scientology (56%)
14. New Thought (53%)
15. Baha (49%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
17. Sikhism (48%)
18. Conservative Protestant (44%)
19. Jainism (43%)
20. Hinduism (43%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
22. Roman Catholic (34%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (32%)
24. Islam (29%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
26. Latter-day Saint (Mormon) (28%)
27. Jehovahs Witness (6%)

Unitarian Universalism is discussed in Cliffs Notes-like format here Check it out or take the quiz for yourself. I found it very... enlightening. tee hee.

I AM AN ADDICT

Yes, that's right. I cannot stop working on this friggen page. Ack!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEANNA

Isn't youth something? You try and try to get rid of it when you're younger and then when it finally seems like it has gone away, you miss it like crazy. Life is so stupid sometimes. I would give anything to look like this kid again. Errr wait... hang on a second...

Anyway, it's late. I need to find something else to do. I need to get a life. Oh yeah, I was able to dance last night. I didn't do it a whole lot, but I managed.

Q:What's the best way to tell you've stayed up too late working on your web page?
AWhen you realize you're wearing your underpants inside out.

IS IT TIME TO GO HOME YET?
I need to switch my underwear around!

If you're interested in being a lucky participant in this here BLOG, let me know and I'll hook you up and stuff. Once I got it figured out, it's pretty dern easy to use.

So today is one of those endless days that ... well... just won't end. I'm not even watching the clock or anything. I glance occasionally at it, and maybe a minute has passed. Maybe I need a hobby or maybe I just need to do some work. I dunno. It's a tough call there.

Goin dancin' tonight I hope my ankle is stronger than it feels. Rachael might end up wheeling me out if I get a little too jiggy wit it. Homie.

Interesting Tidbit: I really like cookies.

TEST

How Stupid Of Me To Forget...

Oh yeah, in exactly one month I'll be 23. Mark your calendars. Anybody who still has a memory of last year's bash should be getting pretty damn excited by now. WHOOT!

UGH THIS WEB PAGE IS MAKING ME SICK!!


So I think I finally figured out this blogger nonsense. Welcome to my page. It sucks right now, but eventually it will be better and have all the wendy goodness you've come to expect. Well maybe not in the past few months. I was a certified slacka for awhile there, but we're all allowed to do that every once in awhile.
BONG

This page will look much better on your monitor if you adjust the resolution. For some reason, my web designing skills lack any knowledge of resolution and I decided that since my last website was a resolution "disaster" this website was going to be a resolution BAD ASS. Therefore, adjust it or you prolly won't like it. I only accomodate to myself. So there. Nyah.

Anyhoo... my devoted fans... you need to check out this website. Click Here to check it out. I think the Buddy Christ dashboard guy would be an excellent Christmas/Birthday gift <---- HINT HINT.

Have a good weekend freezin' yer extremities off. It's gonna be chilly!

WHAT THE SHIT

Did I figure this thing out or WHAT?!